A BIT OF HUMOUR - WE (ME ESPECIALLY) ARE GETTING TOO SERIOUS

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WORLD WAR III IN THE PLANNING STAGES

    EX President Bush and EX VP Cheney are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are  you guys doing in here?'

Bush says, 'We're planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Cheney says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde woman'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde woman? '

'Why kill a blonde woman?'

Cheney turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a damn about the 140 million Muslims. '




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