http://www.bigbrotherwatch.org.uk/home/2011/03/the-first-serious-census-responses-come-flooding-in.html
Q34. What is (or was) your specific job title?
Big snake hypnotiser
Q35. Briefly describe what you do (did) in your main job
Hypnotised big snakes
Q36. Do (did) you supervise any employees?
Yes. (but they kept buggering off leaving behind lumpy, unhypnotised, big snakes. I can't imagine where or why they went)
Q20. What is your religion?
Smokist
Morg
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