Sunday 26 October 2008

THE MOTOONS OF DOOM. THE TEDDY OF TERROR

An impartial assessment of Islam.

I have long pondered whether or not Islam is actually a form of extreme paranoid delusion and it’s adherents deserve the same duty of care we as a society extend to other sufferers from mental illness - five point restraints, IV Valium and a quiet room with the lights dimmed.

Well, the jury is still out but that’s only because many of the Muslims I have met don’t take the whole thing that effing seriously. I mean they couldn’t, could they? If they did they’d be total fucking lunatics and utterly unsuited to running an offie (hell, no!), doing an economics degree at Nottingham University or doing telesales at BT.

Anyhow, I think it is a truth that can be universally acknowledged that not all Muslims are that sane. Whether it be the MoToons of Doom or the Teddy of Terror or some such lunacy Islam is to the blogger a gift that keeps on giving. There’s somewhat north of a billion of them and I suspect something like a quarter of them (that’s the same as the entire population of the USA) are completely doolally.

I recommend you read it all:

http://www.countingcats.com/?p=919

But it must come with a language caution. You have been warned, so don't come whingeing to me if any of it offends: go and whinge to someone you think might care a damn.

yaz