Sunday, 26 October 2008

THE MOTOONS OF DOOM. THE TEDDY OF TERROR

An impartial assessment of Islam.

I have long pondered whether or not Islam is actually a form of extreme paranoid delusion and it’s adherents deserve the same duty of care we as a society extend to other sufferers from mental illness - five point restraints, IV Valium and a quiet room with the lights dimmed.

Well, the jury is still out but that’s only because many of the Muslims I have met don’t take the whole thing that effing seriously. I mean they couldn’t, could they? If they did they’d be total fucking lunatics and utterly unsuited to running an offie (hell, no!), doing an economics degree at Nottingham University or doing telesales at BT.

Anyhow, I think it is a truth that can be universally acknowledged that not all Muslims are that sane. Whether it be the MoToons of Doom or the Teddy of Terror or some such lunacy Islam is to the blogger a gift that keeps on giving. There’s somewhat north of a billion of them and I suspect something like a quarter of them (that’s the same as the entire population of the USA) are completely doolally.

I recommend you read it all:

http://www.countingcats.com/?p=919

But it must come with a language caution. You have been warned, so don't come whingeing to me if any of it offends: go and whinge to someone you think might care a damn.

8 comments:

Cllr John Oddy said...

Who does he hate most, Muslims or you lot in the BNP?. Up with the Independents!!!!!

Sir Henry Morgan said...

Without a doubt, the BNP is their No 1 boogie-man John.

If I may refer you to the Millwall football fans, as were.

Cllr John Oddy said...

SirHM,
I don’t see you as anybody’s “boogie-man”, you’re too nice and cuddly, besides Louise loved you!.

Sir Henry Morgan said...

I'd forgotten about Louise ... where did she go?

At least she used to get on board and argue with us, instead of just standing on the sidelines and shouting 'racist'. Got to have respect for that.

Nice word verification: resibel

Cllr John Oddy said...

“Resibel”, forgive my ignorance SirHM, for I am but a mere novice standing, as I do, in the shadow of your good self and whereas you transpire to greatness I merely stand agape at your fortitude and your academic wonderment but what the fuck does it mean?.

Sir Henry Morgan said...

It's the 'rebel' bit of it I liked.

I aspire to nothing except the return of my country to me and my kind - and it wont be me who gets that done. Far too old for aspirations these days ... and falling to bits anyway.

Cllr John Oddy said...

SirHM,
Me thinks thou doth protest too much, you would not only run with the pack, you would lead it….you old war horse, you!!!

Sir Henry Morgan said...

Nah - might run with it, but I wouldn't lead it. I'm by nature an enlisted man.

yaz