Saturday, 19 December 2009


is intended to be implanted in

The implant is specifically
designed to be injected
in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will
allow the one implanted, to speak
to God.

It comes in various sizes:



Anonymous said...

Now that I like, Sir Morg. I'll probably use that in my mailing list.


Anonymous said...



you really do say it like it is !

SO MANY DO, think it, but have

not the bal-s to say it.

Freeborn John said...

Unfortunately the implants require a special applicator tool to inject them, in this country these tools are only legally available to officially franchised agencies like the armed forces and the Police who are under strict orders not to lend them out...

Sir Henry Morgan said...


I can remember a mate of mine from school - my absolute best friend at the time - who made a gun using a pipe and a hammer. Worked too.

Same bloke used to fire bullets by holding the brass with pliars and whacking it with a hammer (he stopped doing that when one slipped in the pliars and the round scorched the back of his hand as it went flying off in an unintended direction... Oh we laughed fit to burst - as you do when you are 13 and there's nothing that isn't funny).

Andy said...

Home made guns using a tube, a tin strap tacked onto a wooden handle with an elastic band to a tin hinged and a little tack for the firing pin. Were on the front cover of Bolans "ZIP GUN" album.. I guess ownership of this cardboard sleeve would be illegal property now.

I made a handgun once. A six shooter. Apart from hand tools, I used nothing more complex than a small centre lathe and a pillar drill.

Its the ownership of the bullets that really stir the hornets nest. Look what happened to our mate, Joe Shaw! Politics, guns and children and they imagine another mass child shooting.

Does anyone recall an early video of an ordinary man (vietnam vet). sucked into revenge? Around the late 70's. We will never see that on TV anymore either.

Sir Henry Morgan said...


Give us the name of that fim and I'll have a look to see if I can fing a streaming link.

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