Monday 18 October 2010

ISLAMIST CODE OF CONDUCT FOR DAILY LIFE

1. Wake up.
2. Hit my wife and daughters
3. Take a s**t.
4. Wipe my ass with my hand.
5. Pray
6. Complain that I am discriminated against
7. Pray
8. Organise protest because I moved to the west but it’s just not like it was back home
9. Pray
10. Riot because my new country allows me to, but I hate them for it.
11. Pray
12. Beat a random woman because she doesn’t dress like a ninja or mailbox.
13. Order my wives and sex slaves to feed my 18 children.
14. Procreate with my wives and sex slaves because 18 children isn’t enough.
15. Pray for forgiveness from Allah because I had to see my wives and sex slaves naked.
16. Go to bed and wonder why everyone hates my religion of peace.

4 comments:

Sir Henry Morgan said...

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Nice one. No doubt the fatwa is in the post.

I will be so envious - I didn't get one even for nominating BigMo to burn in hell.

Silly Kuffar said...

=)

ENGLISHMAN said...

Somewhere in the middle will be sign on and loot the public purse,or be given a seat in the lords,same thing really.

Owd Git said...

I thought all this was confidential information!

Sholud there not be a line for 'open a cheap crappy takeaway'?

yaz