Friday 24 December 2010

10 WAYS CHRISTMAS IS GOOD FOR YOU

In case you haven't already seen it ... after a year of putting up with a constant drone from the miserabilist health lobby, here's the perfect Christmas antidote courtesy of Patrick Basham and John Luik.

10 WAYS CHRISTMAS IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH

1. DRINKING ALCOHOL…

There is overwhelming scientific evidence that moderate drinkers live longer than teetotalers. Moreover, the recent Million Women Study in the UK, which looked at the link between drinking and cancer, found that nondrinking women had a higher incidence of cancer than those women who had one drink a day. American researchers found men consuming two alcoholic drinks a day had a 36 percent less risk of developing diabetes.

2. OVEREATING…

There is considerable evidence that one’s longevity is directly linked to one’s plumpness. In a massive study of weight and mortality, Dr Katherine Flegal from the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found that the longest lived were not the thin but rather those who were overweight, a finding confirmed in many other studies. Increases in overweight and obesity have been paralleled by falls in US mortality from coronary heart disease and stroke. And life expectancy continues to increase, despite the supposed massive increase in obesity.

3. FATTY FOODS…

British research has found that high-fat cheeses, such as stilton, protect against tooth decay. They are also rich in cholesterol from which the hormones estrogen, testosterone, and progesterone are synthesised. Cholesterol is also essential to the production of vitamin D, which regulates calcium levels. And while at the dining or buffet table, be sure to pile on the turkey. It’s full of tryptophan, which raises the level of serotonin in the brain, which in turn reduces stress, improves mood, and improves sleep patterns.

4. CHOCOLATE…!!!

Few women need a research study to tell them that chocolate boosts mood, activity levels, and even sex drive – well, dark chocolate, anyway. Nevertheless, scientists inform us that dark chocolate may also reduce risk of a stroke or a heart attack. American research published in the Journal of Agricultural and Food Science found that cocoa, when consumed at doses equivalent to two dark chocolate bars per day for humans, significantly reduced chemical markers for heart disease in a group of lab animals on a high-fat diet.

5. ENJOY BEING LAZY…

The body uses down-time to repair tissues and rebuild immunity. American researchers have found that unrelieved stress can decrease one’s immunity by up to 40 percent. Consequently, Professor Peter Axt argues that time spent lazing around each day is a better way than exercise to ensure you live longer. In On the Joy of Laziness, Axt writes, ‘We always think we have to be doing something but doing nothing … could be better’.

6. OR, WALK IT OFF…

A post-Christmas dinner walk is almost certain to make one feel better. An article published in the International Journal of Clinical Practice found two dozen physiological ailments and psychological conditions that walking may prevent.

7. ALL IN THE FAMILY…

Spending Christmastime with people one loves – assuming that includes one’s family – can improve one’s mental health. Psychologist Edward Diener’s research has found a very strong connection between research subjects’ unhappiness and their poor social relationships. Economist Andrew Oswald controversially theorises that better family relationships would be far better for societal well-being than a financially richer society.

8. LAUGHTER’S STILL THE BEST MEDICINE…

Whether one finds comic relief in a favourite TV programme or a favourite relative, American researchers have found that laughter boosts one’s immune system, reduces tension and stress levels, exercises one’s heart, and releases feel-good hormones in the brain.

9. KEEP THE CARDS COMING…

For most of us, our mood improves when we receive a Christmas card. American research has found that the more Christmas cards we receive, the higher our self-esteem and the better our mood.

10. POWER OF PRAYER…

‘Tis the politically incorrect season, so we would be amiss to ignore a study recently published in the British Medical Journal that found the act of praying slows down one’s breathing rate and has a calming effect on the heart.

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Morg
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6 comments:

britbaz said...

Dont believe all of this but its given me a laugh1 Happy Chrismas

Andyj said...

I'm already getting fat! This is after spending all day with my neighbours clearing my road due to the abject failings of the council whom I pay too much good money for!

Lanky Patriot said...

Some of these statistics may be a bit dubious but it is a fact that teetotal vegetarians who always worry about their weight and health are usually miserable and die early by suicide.

Andyj said...

this left me angry and shaking. Ruined my Christmas. I need you to see it.

http://www.eutruth.org.uk/
The film with ex-UKIP David Noakes.

Andyj said...

Another little video from one of my fave reads from the 80's.

From the fiction of Judge Dredd:
http://vimeo.com/14403481

He forgot to say since 1/1/1992, "corpus Juris" came into effect with EU law, (Previous video). The police are utterly unaccountable for their actions: Shooting dead over 30 and killing over 1,100 while kidnapped into "custody" in the UK alone. NOT ONE COPPER HAS BEEN CONVICTED FOR ANY OF THESE STATE SANCTIONED MURDERS!

I put "custody" in quotes because many would had nothing to answer for when in court. No money involved prior to a court case requires no custodian-ship under Habeas Corpus.

Anonymous said...

Happy Christmas and as far as possible a prosperous New Year.
I see from the Taxpayers Alliance site that Wigan managed to spend £30,000 on buying salt.
By my calculation that equates roughly to they spent about one eighth of the salary that they pay to the CEO of the council,who now does two jobs??????.,how does she have time or is the first job not all that time consuming!!!!!!.
Now we see Lord whatever bleating about the rough treatment Wigan council are getting,I'll make an offer to him and it is this,you let me analyse what all of you are doing for 3 months and I'll cease to be annonymous.
So come Lord put your money where your mouth is and take me on?.

yaz