TERROR ALERT WORLDWIDE

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588 when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards". They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability. It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans meanwhile and as usual are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case.

And in the southern hemisphere...

New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!". Due to continuing defense cutbacks (the air force being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "I hope Australia will come and rescue us".

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!', "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled". So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

Blatantly half-inched from here:

http://rantinrab.blogspot.com/2010/01/terror-threat-level-to-rise-world-wide.html

Morg

SO, IT STARTS

... as they used to say in Babylon 5.

But this is about bringing in controls over our use of the internet ... for a change, Britain is't the European guinea pig, but to be sure we'll soon overtake the wops. We can go faster forwards than they can go backwards.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2010/01/15/urnidgns852573C400693880002576AC005FDFB0.DTL#ixzz0cpB7Hksc

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THE POWER OF A BNP VOTE

Many of you will already have seen this news. It demonstrates the panic members of the Labour Government over our increasing influence and voting figures. We have to accept that as a party we are small and with few assets (and the state is trying to deprive us of these) but our influence is far greater than our relative poverty would suggest.
We have no "Non dom" backers as does the Tory Party, people who live and pay taxes abroad and seek to influence government policy. We have no wealthy foreign industrialists who have, with Labour connivance taken our industrial assets abroad and thus "owe them one" perhaps in exchange for a peerage. We have no newspapers owned by wealthy foreigners whose interests lie in Globalisation nor an immigrant voting constituency, grateful for the lax immigration policies and "positive discrimination" which encourages them to vote for the anti British "Labour"Party.
No, we are the voice of the little people who believe in a fair Britain, who love our country and wish to keep our traditions and think in our country our wishes should come first.
And now, in spite of all that wealth and influence has thrown against us, people are beginning to see the truth---THAT A BNP VOTE DOES COUNT, and count more than votes for other parties.

WE MAY NOT HAVE MPS (yet)
BUT WE HAVE AN INFLUENCE BEYOND WHAT OUR PARTY'S SIZE MAY SUGGEST.

SORRY FOR MY ABSENCE

Sorry for my absence from the blog in the last few days. The reason can be seen in the photos below. We had to get thousands of the excellent EU leaflet put out by Nick Griffin parcelled up ready to be posted to electors in selected areas.
The dispatch centre was our kitchen and the job was not helped by the snow and consequent difficulties carrying the leaflets in to the house without slipping, treading grit into the house and in the end transporting them to the Royal Mail depot.

We even had the North West organiser for a day and a half. He is a hard worker and after a good breakfast worked solidly until 9 PM (without a break) before undertaking the long journey back to Cumbria, taking two attempts to get up my icy drive (I would have expected a Cumbrian to have done better than this).

I have to say that Clive, although he can sometimes be a little direct is an extremely hard worker. He gets things done and that is what matters in this crucial year. Nobody I know works harder (except perhaps the Chairman) and I keep telling him to slow down a bit (to no avail), but without people such as him with his drive our party will get nowhere.
We parcelled 91 boxes totalling 182 bundles the first day totalling 46,000 leaflets and delivered them to the Royal Mail. We boxed them by weight on our kitchen scales, and after the first day when we "had got our eye in" and Clive had gone home we did 85,000 leaflets in 85 boxes.

The hardest part was getting set up and into a routine but now we have "cracked it" Susan and I can do easily 80 boxes a day. The photo above shows her "slacking"on her computer surrounded by leaflets. This pause from work however did not last long.

The photo above shows boxes on the window sill (we had nowhere else to put them) awaiting loading into our vehicles.

Our thanks go to Ken Haslam who provided transport for the second batch. Without him they would still be waiting here.

Soon all one and a half tons or 105,000 leaflets will be dropping through letter boxes and I'm sure the message will resonate with thousands of voters who dispair of the way our country is going.

WE WILL GIVE THEM HOPE !

BNP Chairman Nick Griffin - Support Our Troops, Bring Them Home.

Tony Blair and New Labour Guilty of WAR CRIMES ?

Tony Blair and New Labour tried for War Crimes ?
Crimes Against Humanity ?
Would Sherrie represent him

Click here: Dutch inquiry seen as important benchmark for international inquiries into 'unlawful' Iraq war

And here: Dutch government misrepresented case for Iraq war

Lastly: Iraq invasion violated international law, Dutch inquiry finds

Can you see the potential for IRONY yet ?

THANK GOD FOR ANDY CHAUDARY

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